Following Philosophy
So….I may or may not follow you. If I don’t, it’s probably because I checked out your page and you have boobs all over. I love boobs, I think they’re great. Unfortunately, I spend quality time on tumblr at work doing breaks and downtime and the like. Work frowns upon boobs. Damn. Anyways, I’m probably not following you because of the boobs.
Or because you suck.